
Big George arrives in Heaven....
The Boss arrives in Heaven and what do you know, he right away hears Bob Sheppard's voice, which He himself has chosen to be Heaven's Announcer, utter "Angels and Saints, all Souls in Heaven, welcome Mr. George Steinbrenner, Boss of all bosses, Mr. Steinbrenner!" George could not believe how great this reception was, for although he had given many retired Yankees their Day at the Stadium, this was the ultimate. He looked around and the first soul he sees is that O Billy himself. Next to him, the Scooter was saying, "Holy Cow, if it isn't the Boss himself! We have all been waiting for you, but we needed Mr. Sheppard to welcome you, and so God so fit that he got Mr. Sheppard to be the one who fittingly so, welcome you to join this Celestial Festivity. So George, welcome to Heaven. Baseball is surely played here. Just look around and you'll see St. Ruth, St. Gehrig, St. JoeD., St Murcer, St. Mickey. St. Maris, and all the other greats, mostly Yankees. They already have their Uniforms on today and will play against others who also played down there with other ML clubs. This game will be dedicated to you, George, only that you won't be able to "touch" anything, "move" anything, sign anyone. Here you will rest from all that, enjoy this for eternity, as this is your gift for all that you did, all those that you helped. Welcome, George!"